Got Allergies? You’ll be “itching” to see Dr. May and Dr. Martin’s new music video. Please “pollinate” by sharing with your friends.

Lyrics (written by Andrew May):

If you’re having eye problems I feel bad for you son
We got 99 symptoms but an itch ain’t one

You’ve got the eye redness, and so much sadness
Your eye is screaming at you with so much madness
Saying, “Why can’t I be a normal-looking eye
Why do I have to be so red and dry?”
If you need a little help just stop on by
And I’ll see what your eye needs to feel all fly
Maybe Pazeo might quell it, Bepreve might spell it
Or Lastacaft might give it a good laugh
And it’s possible that something OTC
Might be just what your itchy itchy eye needs
So come and see Dr. Martin and Dr. May
We’ll examine your eyes in the old school way
So park in our lot, give us a shot
You’ll like all the experience and training we got
We are doctors of optometry and we ain’t dumb
We got 99 symptoms but an itch ain’t one
Drop me

99 symptoms but an itch ain’t one
If you’re having eye problems I feel bad for you son
We got 99 symptoms but an itch ain’t one
Drop me!