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I Wanna Be Dilated (“I Wanna Be Sedated” parody)

Return to the late 70’s punk scene with Dr. May and Dr. Martin as they excitedly sing about getting their eyes dilated! Set to The Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated”, watch these eye doctors tap into their Rock and Roll personalities! Feel their energy, from the moment that Yoana and Chassity dilate their eyes at the beginning of the video through to the rocking ending, and get excited about coming in for your dilated exam!

Lyrics (written by Andrew May and Barrett Martin)

These drops are gonna work for three hours or more
I wanna be dilated
This is the best part of coming through the door
I wanna be dilated
So put ’em in my left eye, put ’em in my right
I wanna stay dilated all throughout the night
So help me keep my vision, help me keep my sight

I wanna be dilated
I wanna be dilated

These drops are gonna work for three hours or more
I wanna be dilated
This is the best part of coming through the door
I wanna be dilated
So give me the sunglasses, because the sun is bright
My pupils are so big, you just see black and white
Some would say I’m crazy but this gives me such delight

I wanna be dilated
I wanna be dilated

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