Here’s the third installment of our popular take on “Ice Ice Baby.” There’s a verse about those who “aren’t allowed to wear” our glasses (this is all in jest, of course), a verse about all the cool folks that wear our contacts, and a bonus third verse about our favorite Vulcan and our favorite Friends character! We hope you enjoy!!

Lyrics: (by Andrew May & Barrett Martin)

Ok, the first two rounds we rapped about people, who wore our glasses, they were real keepers
So now we’re gonna tell you who’s not allowed to wear, if they showed up at our doors we would get them outta there!
Lord Voldemort and the old Willy Wonka, Kanye West, nein danke
Jafar and Janice and Jar Jar Binks, And Genghis Khan, he stinks!
Edward and Bella and President Snow, If Michael Vick asked we would say heck no
Rod Stewart when he’s seated, and Mother Gothel, The Kentucky Basketball team, because they’re awful
Sauron and the Emperor and Argus Filch, and New England football can’t wear zilch
Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, Tiger Woods, and Dennis Rodman can’t buy any of our goods
King George from the 17’s, Brutus from BC, Ivan the Terrible from 1533
Justin Bieber what a chump, the loser boyfriend of Jenny in Forrest Gump
All the cast from Star Wars Episode 2, and every single snake at the San Diego Zoo
So don’t give us a call at Johnson Optometric or check out my hook while my DJ revolves it

Change of subject, let’s talk about contacts, tons of people wear ours and that’s a fact
Leonard and Sheldon, Rachel and Ross are all in Dailies, wear once and toss
John Stockton rocks the toric, Mr. Bean cleans the sphere, and Flo the Progressive Girl has no fear
Mario and Luigi and Joan of Arc wear Multifocal contacts in the pitch black dark
Timberlake and Fallon and all of the Minions really like the N&D but it’s just their opinions
BB-8 and Elmo and Ulysses S. Grant would rather wear Toric Dailies then get cataract implants
The Cookie Monster and my main man Olaf try to beat each other in the visual acuity playoff
Taft and Nadal and Rodon and Barefoot, McCreery and McCrory and Chris Archer stay put saying
These contacts are a perfect ten, and speaking of tens, leave Alexander Hamilton
And give them a call at Johnson Optometric and check out his hook while his DJ revolves it

So how did we make it all the way to part three, without mentioning one very special VIP
He wears our glasses, contacts as well, he wears our sunglasses and looks so swell
His name is Spock, he is a Vulcan, his presence and his coolness and his awesomeness are hulking
Spock is the man, Nimoy or Quinto, we got him seeing so well he never has to squint-o
So otherwise, how you doing? Joey stopped by for glasses viewing
He likes the Very Bradley, he likes the Jimmy Choo, he likes how the Costas look on you
He says, “All day I dream about Adidas.” Bobbi Brown, Hickey Freeman, Ann Taylor really need us
Check out the Maui Jim, check out the London Fog, I like how those Banana Republics look on my dog
So many great frames and the staff is amay-may, not going to JOA is straight out cray-cray
So give them a call at Johnson Optometric, and check out his hook while his DJ revolves it